Posted by
Doctor Demex on Saturday, September 23, 2006 11:08:14 AM
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes - and ships - and sealing-wax -
Of cabbages - and kings -
And why the sea is boiling hot -
And whether pigs have wings."
from Through the Looking-glass by Lewis Carroll, 1832-1898
The time has come indeed. On these pages I will talk of many
things. Whether pigs have wings doesn't concern me as much as the
disturbing evidence that our porky pals are, metaphorically at least,
flying—certainly insofar as "liberals" try to cast the unthinkable as
mainstream. We'll discuss the whole ball of wax, sealing and
otherwise.
Your comments will be welcome, provided that you think twice before you
write and that you maintain civility. (Civility is unrelated to
the linguistic and social abominations of "political correctness," by
the way.) Good humor and good cheer will enhance the
discussion. Whether you agree or disagree with me is not as
important as that we agree on where we disagree. If you think I'm
wrong about something, please tell me, for there's a chance (though
slight) that you might just be right.
Objective truths exist, and it's only natural to want to know what they
are. Facts are truths demonstrable. To ignore facts is
dangerous enough. When people in power ignore them, entire
civilizations are in peril. Relative or "convenient" truths
("wishful thinking") might be good enough for some folks, but such lazy
souls need not linger on these pages unless they really want to learn
something and become better people (a term they're not likely to
understand yet).
Hoover Institution Research Fellow and fellow Dartmouth alum Peter
Robinson wrote a charming little memoir of his days writing speeches in
the White House: How Ronald Reagan Changed My Life (Regan Books,
2003). Of all people who have changed my life, I have to say, the
most notable was the Speaker of the House, the Honorable Thomas P.
"Tip" O'Neill.
"Politics stops at the water's edge" was something the formidable Tip
would say so often that he practically owned the phrase when he was
Speaker. But guess what? He didn't mean it. What
changed my life was something else he apparently DID mean. A
letter to his flock of Democratic House members arrived in my office on
November 7, 1980, the Friday of the week Ronald Reagan was elected
president. The Speaker said that the American people obviously
had been fooled into electing the wrong man President, and he exhorted
his colleagues thus: "It is the duty of every Democrat to make
sure Ronald Reagan's programs fail so that the Democratic Party will
take back the White House in 1984." (I no longer have this letter in my
possession, so I'll admit to the possibility of slight inaccuracy in
the quote. The letter was on Democratic Congressional Campaign
Committee stationery, so the quote might have been made up for the
Speaker's approval. As a guy who put things in politicians'
mouths for a living, I knew it didn't matter either way: O'Neill signed
off on it.)
This was really the last straw for me, because it brought to mind the
words Milton attributed to Satan in Paradise Lost: "Better to reign in
H-ll, than serve in Heav'n." Winning was the only thing.
Power was the prize. The nation be damned. This attitude
explains why the Democrats have said increasingly outrageous things to
get votes in the years since. As the party moved to the left, it
left its conscience in the center. There was no longer any penalty for
lying (unless you feared the wrath of people who had consciences, and
apparently the Democrats did not). Whatever you say, you can
always deny it later.
I already knew that openly underestimating the intelligence of the
American people would push the pendulum leftward into unexplored
territory, even to the zone of porcine aviation. The professional
Democrats have stayed in their little zone, while the American people
have made the Republicans the party of ideas. Senator Zell Miller
and I had similar experiences: I did not leave the Democratic
Party; the Party left me. Notice how the right's most articulate
spokesmen today used to be Democrats back when Democrats were
centrists. Today, to be in the center is to be called a
right-wing nut by the leadership of the once-great Democrat party.
I think of the Tip O'Neill story every time I hear that blowhard Chris
Matthews spout his half-formed thoughts on the air. Mr. Matthews
was writing speeches for President Carter back in 1979 and 1980, no
doubt contributing greatly to the president's powerful ability to
induce malaise and national self-loathing. Fleeing the Reagan
Revolution, Mr. Matthews took refuge as Speaker O'Neill's press
secretary.
As George Will and others have noted, the last three decades have seen
political philosophies and political parties come into alignment so
closely that party differences are more apparent than ever. The
days when moderate Democrats and moderate Republicans were essentially
the same animal are over for the time being.